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Another Verse for Christmas
Christmas Eve 2006

Text: Isaiah 9:2-7 ; Luke 2:1-20 It’s Christmas eve, it’s time to sing, to celebrate, to raise your voices and let bells ring. We pull out all the stops, making thus and so, Getting it all ready, and wondering... “Will it snow?” And yes, tonight is one of those times, That I’ll preach a sermon… completely in Rhyme. It’s becoming a tradition, and something I’d share to be a little different, and to be aware to hear the Christmas message in a slightly new way, To have a little fun in making words play. We gather here tonight, perhaps to reclaim, a bit of our childhood, and fond memories remain. There’s a magic tonight, so we’d like to believe, that amidst all of our stresses we want to relieve. So we come here tonight, to hear the old story, Of shepherds, and angels, and of God’s wondrous glory. The child in the manger, a symbol filled with God’s power, Who comes to us in the midst of a truly dark hour. “In those days…” with familiar old words, Luke begins his story of angels and shepher...

Pausing for Christmas

Text : Luke 1:46-55 Well, we’re getting close… —The decorations are up, everything is set… Or at least so we hope. —Many of us have had our Christmas parties already, and all that’s left is the big celebration and service tonight. —However, we ARE still in Advent, technically Christmas does not start until tonight, and continues for 12 days after that… but since everything is looking like Christmas… well… I can keep it Advent-like and reflect on all of our Christmas preparations. So instead, I’ll tell you a bit of my own experiences: For five years during my post-secondary education, I worked in a retail store. For four of those years, I worked in a games specialty shop. You wanted Monopoly, Trivial Pursuit or a really difficult puzzle? You talk to me. For one of those years, I worked in a computer store —big surprise. Yet my experience from working in the retail business let me see the Christmas season in a very different light. There are some things that people buy all the time, that...

Full Script from December 10

The following is the Bible Theatre script of the service as presented on December 10th, 2006. Written by Ande McDougall-Clumpus and led by the youth of Clarkson Road Presbyterian Church. This script is copyright (c) 2006 by its author. King David enters. He is dressed in a beautiful robe and has an air of superiority. Moses is backstage, Daniel is sitting on the minister’s bench, and everyone else is in the audience. David: Good evening , and welcome to the 1337th annual Old Testament Characters Meeting. I’m your host, King David, and yes, I am this amazing. (Big, artificial smile) Before we get things underway, I have a few announcements. First, following a hundred complaints after last year’s meeting, we have asked Elijah to not call down fire from heaven, even if there are prophets of Baal in the building. Second, we have separated Jacob from the angels so that they will not wrestle each other during the service. Finally, Adam and Eve have graciously accepted our pleas and are wea...

Waiting in Hope

Text: Jeremiah 33:14-16 Every year, I look for ways to connect with the anticipation and hope that Advent instills. In recent years I’ve had something to look forward to around Christmas, being it as profound as the birth of my daughter last year, or as trivial as the first release of the Lord of the Rings back in 2001. In some ways, these personal experiences were reminders of the sense of waiting and hopefulness of Advent… but this year I have to do some things to remind me about what it is to wait. As of today, this is the Christian New Year. We begin with a time of preparation, anticipating the coming of Christ. As much as I want to draw parallels between my own past experiences, the waiting and hopefulness of Advent is on a much grander scale. We have visions expressed such as this from Jeremiah: 14The days are surely coming, says the Lord, when I will fulfil the promise I made to the house of Israel and the house of Judah. 15In those days and at that time I will cause a righteous...

Truth on Trial

Click here to listen to this sermon! Text : John 18:33‑38a Today is Reign of Christ Sunday, the last Sunday in the church year. And on this day, we are supposed to be celebrating the reign of Christ, and the joy that entails. Sound the trumpets! Sing from the bottom of your heart! Yet in the gospel reading today, there are no trumpets, no choirs. There is not even a quiet hallelujah. We find Jesus standing before Governor Pontius Pilate; a prisoner, bound and humiliated. He awaits a horrible, suffocating death upon a bare wood cross. The only crown he will wear is one of thorns, and only stripes of office he will carry are the cruel welts from a whip. It would seem we are left with nothing to celebrate. The only thing the Gospel of John gives us to consider is the conversation between Jesus and Pilate, and Pilate’s haunting question, “What is truth?” This passage forces us to take a hard look at how we define truth, and compare it to what we find in the conversation between Jesus and P...

Apocalypse Small

Click here to listen to this sermon! Text: Mark 13:1-8 Most of you know that for the past three weeks I have been running a course called “Reclaiming Revelation.” It’s an in-depth look at the last book of the Bible, which bears a rather fearsome reputation that it doesn’t really deserve. It has often been left to the fire-and-brimstone rants of fundamentalist preachers, and for far too long mainline churches have been content to let them spout off. Yet as those who have been coming to the course can tell you, Revelation is a work of art, giving an encouraging word to Christians facing persecution under the Romans in the late first century. In revealing whose really in control, and that ultimately the suffering that they face is not the final say on who they are, Revelation gave the early church the resilience it needed to survive a very dark time. Scholars call this kind of writing “Apocalyptic Literature” –and while Revelation is certainly the most famous, there are other places in th...

Keeping Up Appearances

Click here to listen to this sermon! Text : Mark 12:38-44 The one thing about being a minister is that I have been told or have read a number of stories about how clergy and their families relate to their community. Part of it is either how they choose to relate to their community, or what their congregation or the town expects of them. Sometimes these stories are pretty funny… but at the same time they have an edge of the tragic that comes with them. My wife tells me one story from when she started in a small rural town as minister of the community’s church. Even though she used the washing and drying machines inside the manse, she was still provided a list of laundry items that were and were not allowed to be hung outside. I’ll let your imagination take care of the details, but the implication is that people in the town paid attention to what others hung on their laundry lines. Similarly, my Dad has often related stories of from his years growing up in Cape Breton about how people ca...

Remember Peace

Text: Isaiah 2:1-4 Come Saturday morning, it will exactly eighty-eight years since the Great War in Europe ended. November 11 would become known in all the years that followed as Remembrance Day. I speak today, not so much as a minister or a theologian, but as someone who needs to remember for the sake of peace. Peace is something that we hope for, something that we long for, but it is not easy. The powerful words expressed in both Isaiah and Revelation point to that day of hope, that day of everlasting peace. Through our hope that God tugs at us to make that effort to work towards real peace. I need to remember and find new meaning in it, because I know that peace, true peace is very hard work. So today, I invite you to join me on a more personal struggle in remembering peace. You might have already noticed my change in clothes today. I know you’ve seen the black robe before… This white hood that I wear is symbolic of the bachelor’s of arts degree I received from the University of Cal...

Jubilee!?!

Text: Leviticus 25:8-17 Jubilee! It’s a term that probably all of us are familiar with, or at very least we’ve heard it before. In Calgary, there’s a large concert hall called the “Jubilee Auditorium.” As a child, this was the only place I really heard the term. Whenever I heard someone mentioned about a Jubilee anniversary, I just thought they were having a big party at the Auditorium. It would only be later that someone actually had the heart to tell me that Jubilee actually meant a 50th Anniversary. “ Oh! Okay…” I would say… “Wow, fifty years?? You must be old!!” …of course, this was also before I learned what the phrase “being tactful” meant. The trouble is, many of you are probably thinking that I need to go back and actually learn what Jubilee means, because I am getting ahead of myself. After all, today we’re celebrating our 49th Anniversary as a congregation. The big five-oh is next year, and isn’t that what we call our Jubilee? Well… kind of… In many ways the word “Jubilee” ...

Who Made Who?

Texts : Mark 10:35-45 ; Job 38:1-41 At some point early on in my career, I stumbled across a saying that I try to take to heart every week when preparing sermons. It is a real caution, and a reminder of the responsibility that comes with this pulpit every week. The saying is quite simple, really… but its implications are far reaching. It goes something like this: “Beware of finding a Jesus that is entirely congenial to you. ” In other words, be careful because there is a human tendency to want to see Jesus in a way that is entirely friendly to us. Although it’s far more than just a nice, safe Jesus who seems agree that everything we do is okay in God’s eyes... that somehow Jesus fits our image, our ideas, our thoughts as to what should be, and not the other way around. Perhaps it’s better to say, beware of finding the Jesus you want to find. It has been a struggle for a very long time… wanting to essentially create or shape God in our image, instead of the other way around. One of the...